Thank you. I've decided to tell my clients that I weigh 800 pounds and thus cannot leave my cage, but that they are welcome to visit me and watch me eat 9 pizzas and a koala bear (my regular lunch.)
Problem solved.
The downside is that I lost all my customers. Now I'm a dedicated koala bear hunter.
I love the "ridiculous situation, like making a spelling mistake." Though I would worry that if I did that, I might lose all respect for the other people and decide I couldn't possibly work for them and end the meeting early... Maybe I should take a shower and put on some pants.
Dear Spammers, your comments will be deleted and marked as spam. Dear colleagues, I will not be able to reply to your questions. It was too much time consuming.
*uncomfortable
ReplyDeleteAnd I've been through this situation... one of the hardest moments in my life. Not even sushi made it comfortable.
Thanks Anonymous, I corrected it.
ReplyDeleteMy deepest condolences, I hope you recovered from the bad experience.
Thank you. I've decided to tell my clients that I weigh 800 pounds and thus cannot leave my cage, but that they are welcome to visit me and watch me eat 9 pizzas and a koala bear (my regular lunch.)
DeleteProblem solved.
The downside is that I lost all my customers. Now I'm a dedicated koala bear hunter.
LOL!
DeleteYou always make me laugh. Thanks Alejandro!
DeleteHa ha, super! Wie wär's mit einer Umfrage / Serie zum Thema "Gehen Freelance-Übersetzer häufiger zum Psychiater als andere Menschen?" ;-)
ReplyDelete"Do put some pants on", ahahahah. That's the best piece of advice I have ever read.
ReplyDeleteI love the "ridiculous situation, like making a spelling mistake." Though I would worry that if I did that, I might lose all respect for the other people and decide I couldn't possibly work for them and end the meeting early... Maybe I should take a shower and put on some pants.
ReplyDeleteWhat a great post!
ReplyDeleteI think we are all loners and most of us do think this way before we go out to meat someone: FACE TO FACE???
Great post, as usual!
ReplyDeleteBeen there way too many times... Poor Mox.